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Imagine world without girls

roads sunsan markets viran

na janu na jan

na koi girl friend k liye preshan

bas namaz & quran

&

sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam

First marriage is the triumph of

imagination over intelligence.



Second marriage is the

triumph of hope over experience

Some people ask the secret

of our long marriage.

We take time to go to a restaurant

two times a week.

A little candlelight, dinner, soft music

and dancing.



She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Grooms, once you marry,

please remember that when

you have a discussion

with your future wife,

always try to get the

last two words in: “Yes dear”

A little kid asks his Dad,

“Daddy, how much does

it cost to get married?”



“No idea,” replied the Father,

“I’m still paying for it…”

What is Marriage?

Ans:

1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.

2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.

3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..

One day a man inserted

an ‘advertisement’ in the

local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.



Next day he received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

“When a man holds a woman hands?”



When a man holds a woman’s hand

before marriage, it is love;



after marriage it is self-defense

It’s funny when people discuss

LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.



It’s like asking someone,

if suicide is better or being murdered

Shadi kernay aur mobile

kharidnay k baad aik hi baat

ka afsos hota hay kaash

thori dair aur ruk jaatay

to acha model mil jata.:p