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>>> Latest Marriage SMS Collection! |
Hazaro Ladkiya aati hain
Hazaro Jati hain
Hazaro Hasti hain
Hazaro Rulati hain.
Lekin mere dost sath vohi nibhati hai
Jo Doli me aati hai
Aur gale parr jati hai. |
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers
shaking hands before the fight begins! |
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Biwi Shohar Sy: Aapko Mera Banaya Hua Halwa Pasand Nai Aaya Bachy To 3 Palaiten kha Chuky Han?
Andar Sy Awaz Ai Mama 1 Palate Aur Dena 1 kitab ki Jild Reh Gai Hai. |
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Shaadi nahi aasaan bas itna samaj lijiey,
Ek fernail ki goli hy aur choostey jana hy . . . . . >>>~~ |
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In Court Judge Said to Women:
U R Really Brave,Daaku Ko Buhat Maara TumNe
Woman: Mujhe Kya Pata Daaku Tha,Me Samjhi Mera shohar ghar dair se aaya hai. |
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Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband's drinking habit?
Woman: Yes, an amazing funny effect! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head. |
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Jo Hameshan Hansta rehta Hai Us Ko
"HANS MUKH"
Kehtay Hain.
Aur Jis Ka Hansna Bilkul Band Ho Gaya Ho Us Ko
"HUSBAND"
Kehtay Hain.. |
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Wife: Agar mein Pakistan ki Sab Se Buland Choti
k-2 Pe Charh jaon tu Aap mujhy kia do gay?
Husband: DHAKKAA. |
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What Do You Call A Wife:
Who Is Sexy, Beautiful, Intelligent, Understanding, Caring, Never Jealous And A Great Cook?
ANSWER : A Rumour! |
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After A Quarrel:
A Husband Said To His Wife: You Know! I Was A Fool When I Married You.
She Replied: "Yes, Dear, But I Was In Love & Didn't Notice." |
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