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एउटा भ्यागुता ज्योतिषकोमा गएछ र आफ्नो भविष्य हेरिदिनु भनेछ ….

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ज्योतिष: तेरो जीवनमा एउटी राम्री च्वाँक केटी आउनेछ अनि तेरो मुटु चोरेर लानेछे…..!!! .



भ्यागुता: (खुशी हुँदै) त्यो केटी कहाँ भेट्छु त मैले ……??

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ज्योतिष : Biology को Practical Lab मा ….. .



भ्यागुता त ठाउँको ठाउँ बेहोश….

I‘ve decided to run a marathon for charity. I didn’t want to do it at first, but apparently it’s for blind and disabled kids so I think I’ve got a good chance of winning.

A wife complains to her husband: “Just look at that couple down the road, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her, why can’t you do the same?”



“Are you mad? I barely know the woman!”

Do you know why women aren’t allowed in space?

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To avoid scenarios like: "Houston, we have a problem!"

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"What is the problem?"

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"Yeah, great, pretend like you don’t know what I’m talking about!"

“You are so kind, funny and beautiful.”



“Oh come on. You just want to get me to bed.”



“And smart, too!”

A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Och, I look like a pig!"



The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"

Police officer: "Can you identify yourself, sir?"



Driver pulls out his mirror and says: "Yes, it's me."

A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”



The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”

Oh darling, since you’ve started dieting, you’ve become such a passionate kisser…

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What do you mean, passionate? I’m looking for food remains!

Mother, “How was school today, Patrick?”



Patrick, “It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!”



Mother, “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?”



Patrick, “What school?”