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>>> Latest Santabanta SMS Collection! |
Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What’s he studying?"
Santa: He"s not studying, they are studying him! |
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Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman. |
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Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u"ll die.
Santa: U"ll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform. |
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Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly! |
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Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth |
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Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions |
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Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions |
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Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I"m sorry, this is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?" |
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Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Pappu: Life imprisonment! |
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Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion"s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn"t say he got out |
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