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Hakiqat smjho ya fsana,apna smjho ya baigana,humara apka rista h purana,isliye farz smajhte hain ye btana
grmiyan aa gyi hain.aaj se din mea km se km 2 bar jrur nhana |
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LIFE MEANS:-6 frnds,2 bikes bt no petrol.exam nite,6 duffers n no notes.sitting on sea view,6 smokers n only 1 ciggarete!1 girl,6 frnds n all saying "teri bhabhi hai" |
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Ek Ladki film dekhne ke baad Galti se boys hostel chali gai.
Agle din sahneli ne pucha kaun si movie dekhi ?
Pehle - Rab Ne Bana Di JODI
Fir - Sab Ne Bana Di GHODI |
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Wife shoping kr k wapis ayi to husbnd wife se saman laite hoye bola:
Zaror tum mere khane k lye kch lai hogi? Wife: Bilkul thik,
isme mere new sandal hai |
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DilSe Kuch Der Usko Juda Rakhu
Mere Bas Me Nahi Mein Usko Khafa Rkhu
Nahi He Kuch B Mere DilMe Siwa Usk
Mai Usko Bhula Du To Yad Kya Rkhu |
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Kabir Das ji ne kaha hai.
KAAL KARE SO AAJ KAR...
Santa ne pucha.AB MUJHE KOI YE BATAYE, KAL AANE WALI "POTTY" KO AAJ KAISE KAREIN? :-D :-D |
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