|
>>> Latest Rude SMS Collection! |
You don't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again you don't know the meaning of most words. |
|| Email To Friend Submitted By:Balaram
|
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat? |
|| Email To Friend Submitted By:Balaram
|
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happend to you? |
|| Email To Friend Submitted By:Balaram
|
Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!! |
|| Email To Friend Submitted By:Balaram
|
Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized? |
|| Email To Friend Submitted By:Balaram
|
Ae chann chamakana chhad vi de, Teri chandni sanu satandi ae. Tere varga hai usda chehra, Tenu vekh ke usdi yaad aundi ae. |
|| Email To Friend Submitted By:Balaram
|
+''"+. Rehna hai +''"+.+''"+. TUHADE +''"+.+"''+. + + "+. Dil .+" +""+.+""+. + CHE + "+. .+" "+ |
|| Email To Friend Submitted By:Balaram
|
SELFISH ACTS BURDEN AND CLOUD THE SOUL.
SELFLESS SERVICE ENLIVENS AND ILLUMINATES THE SOUL.
WHENEVER I GET THE OPPORTUNITY I WILL SERVE SELFLESSLY. |
|| Email To Friend Submitted By:Balaram
|
SOOKHY HONTON PER HI
HUTI HEIN METHI BAATEIN
“DOST”
PEYAS JB BHUJ JAAYE TOH
LEHJAY BADAAL JATAY HEIN. |
|| Email To Friend Submitted By:Balaram
|
3 MONKEYS ESCAPED FROM THE ZOO ...
ONE WAS CAUGHT WATCHING TV ...
ANOTHER PLAYING FOOTBALL AND
THE THIRD ONE WAS CAUGHT READING THIS TXT MESSAGE. |
|| Email To Friend Submitted By:Balaram
|