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>>> Latest Funny SMS Collection! |
yaar 1986 ko girl; Mom jeans paint lagau ?
Mom: hunna chhori manchhele k bhanchha
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2008 k0 girl: Mom mini skirt kagau ?
Mom; laga chhori laga kehi ta laga. |
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Girls Hostel warden call Electric office & Complains: “aaj ta keta pathai dinus ketiharu re 3 din dekhi Mombatti le kaam chalai rahechha.!!” |
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Boy: wah kya sandle chha timro .
Girl: kholu kya.
Boy: tyo bhanda ramro timro t-shirt chha . |
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Rocket & Plane
Plane says: ” yaar Rocket timi yati chhito kasari udan sakchhau ?
Rocket: “yo ta usalailai nai thaha hunchha jasko chakhma aago lageko hos…. |
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Malik makaan:sir 500 rs kiraya hoga kiraya dar: woh to theek hia mager yahan mouse naach rehe hain malik makaan :to aur kia 500 main yhan nargis ko nachaon |
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new style of proposing a girl i have spent many sleepless nights in ur love and i don,t want my son to do it for ur daughter. so lets make them brother and sister |
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Aap ka blood group kiya hay?Jaldi sey call ker k batao. Shaitan ke halet kafi nazuk hay.Dr,nay kaha hay k sirf us ka chailay ka Khöön chahiye, Report soon! |
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Mandir Mein Jaap Karta Hoon Masjid Mein Adaab Karta Hoon Insaan Se Kahin Bhegwan Na Ban Jaon Is Liye Roz Tujhe SMS Karne Ka PAAP Karta Hoon |
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Jane Anjane Mein Agar Main Ne Apka Dil Dhukhaya Ho Kabhi Taan Kiya Ho Batmezi Ki Ho Us Ke Liye Aap Se Jo Ho Sakta Hai Karlo Main Sudharney Walon MEin Se Nahi:) |
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Some Times Small Things In Life Hurt U A Lot.... If U Don't Agree With Me Try To Sit On A Pin :) |
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